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{ wear } My name is Scarlett, and this is my whatever I want blog. Because this is my whatever I want blog, you should expect anything from LGBTQ posts to Chicago to politics to dry humor that only Tumblr understands to simply mindless ramblings to posts dedicated to my beautiful girlfriend.

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Quote via jillbiden

“I just want my Bill and Hillary to be happy. That’s all I want.”

— My grandma

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Question via what-the-hell-emmalie

Anonymous asked: I'm gonna get her. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET MY BLOG. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

you mean the blog that just followed me, reblogged a picture of Naya, and has the name of the person who I know this is in the description?...

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Photoset via addictedchicago

ADDICTED CHICAGO’s SPRING/SUMMER CONCERT PICKS

There is certainly no shortage of good music to hear in Chicago this Spring and Summer. Check out

Photoset via addictedchicago

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panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is ~~kind of~~ adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

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feminishblog:

This confuses me because:

She’s also said some of that same “stuff” was horrible, caused injuries, and that it fucks you up.

This pisses me off because:

“Choice Feminism”… or “Individual”, “Lifestyle”… whatever you want to call it.

The big picture matters, folks

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nasty-otter:

new bumper sticker came today (idea credit)

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lost-machine:

isee-a-starrynight:

I shall have infinite Power!

stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit

(via thatswhattheythought)

funnyorwtf:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota.

(via thatswhattheythought)

chicaqowhite:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

w hat do snakes use for protection

ANACONDOMS!!!!!

I’m so done

(via thatswhattheythought)

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

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yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

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silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

(via clituorice)

ptrpvn:

it’s like a fat sea puppy

(via 9gaga)

m-adis0n:

moffat-justno:

itsnguy3n:

ebullient-efflorescence:

puellamaggiemagica:

pope-of-shizlam:

choc0late-rain:

sheaforest:

d-issolve:

j-alouse:

fuq-stick:

deestarvivo:

hedonistica:

holy shit this is actually insane

the actual fuck?

oh my fuck that is so insane

holy fuck my head hurts

this is the most interesting thing i’ve ever read.

woah…

omfGfgh

Take the time to read this, sooooooooo interesting

(via tyro-urita)

catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

(via xerrie)